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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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ohpretty-vibes:

I remember seeing this when it aired. Me and my step dad were literally rolling on the floor laughing.

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i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

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dxylen:

 

fallentornandfrayed:

soothesyou:

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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Today in American History I sat next to my ex boyfriend because he is good in that class and I wanted to copy his answers. A friend of ours that was sitting close to us said “Amy, why are you copying *name of my ex boyfriend* ‘s answers?” Without any hesitation whatsoever, I responded with “It’s called teamwork. I cheat off him, he cheats on me.”

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americachavez:

rouxx:

what did chris evans see to make him make this face

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aaastrology:

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lesbolution:

me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga

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ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

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keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

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