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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via nighthooker)

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via communistbakery)

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My mom told me today that I only like girls because it’s “cool to be gay” right now.

Like, you understand how much shit I get everyday, right? 

You understand I’ve lost friends because of it, right?

You understand I’ve felt this way since I was like, 10, right?

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e-rer-i:

yuckyou:

kill-kelli:

It’s 2014 and men still don’t understand how to get women.

booty pics for bears

seems legit

(via sexierthanthetardis)

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pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

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hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(via stumppsd)

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

(via silenced-from-within)

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  • gay guy: *murders 30 people*
  • white girl: omg you're SO sassy I love it!!
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those:

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  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

i hate it when i’m sad and people say i have to “be strong”. what the hell, i’m strong as hell, my weightlifting addiction is why my wife left me in the first place

imagei know… not anymore, asshole, way to rub it in

(via jewishsanta)

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